Carl Hiaasen, you've got it too easy!
Last year, Sarasota, Florida's GOP chose Haley Barbour of Mississippi as their "Man of the Year." He had recently retired as Governor, giving full pardons or clemency to 208 inmates, including 14 convicted murderers. Many of the murderers killed their spouses or girlfriends in cold blood.
In an effort to maintain the high standard the Sarapalinsotans had set for themselves, this year's honoree will be (eggroll, please........) Donald Trump!
(Jeepers, didn't they hear that Jack Abramoff has been sprung?)
The awards ceremony is August 26, the day before the RNC's farting-through-silk jamboree commences in nearby Tampa. Will demure Donald distain the tawdry glitz? Hey, where do flies swarm?
What a hoot!
Let's hope the Birther-in-Chief books Willard for next season's Apprentice for what is sure to provide Cayman Island hijinks aplenty!
Are we having fun yet?