It's FRIIIIIDAAAAYYYY ... cap d' pix ....

[Bag Sniper]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg

YEAH ... That's what I was thinking too ... it's like that Whack-the-Gopher game in the arcade ... one little bastard pokes his head up and WHAM ... then another takes a look around WHAM .... and then another ... I mean FUCK MAN I must have a bazillion points by now ...

[PIGFUCKBINLADEN]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg

"Hey Joe, Martha is finaly out of jail. NOw we can finaly get our tent set up with all the frilly lace and teal curtains we want now that we have her advice again. THIS ROCKS!!!"

[T3D]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg

Thanks Mom and Dad

[Bman]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg




WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE ROSE PETALS AND PARADES???

[T3D]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg

Howard STern Rocks!

[Rightwingnut]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg

"Hey Soldier, now that your done kacking all those bastard insurgents who were over that ridge, what are you going to do?"

"I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!"

[Mr. Drags]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg
ahhh, Shit. My morning coffee just kicked in

[Rightwingnut]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg

NEW METALLICA SUCKS!

[Mad_Dog_10]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg

You talk'n to me, buckwheat :happy_08:

[Shipwrx]

[QUOTE=Bag Sniper]http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg


I'd rather be fishing!

[latent aaaack]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg

Hey guys look what I smuggled onto my gun! :food_03:

Freinds don't let freinds kill while sober.

[Rightwingnut]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg

IMOHTEP! IMOHTEP!

[Mad_Dog_10]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/155844/0_21_stewart_martha_sentencing.jpg

I'm NOT a crook!!!

[latent aaaack]

IMOHTEP! IMOHTEP!

I dont get that at all.

[Rightwingnut]

I dont get that at all.

Dont worry..I realzed how stupid it was after I posted it.

[latent aaaack]

Dont worry..I realzed how stupid it was after I posted it.

Now I really want to know what it meant.

[Simon666]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg
Let's stage something for the cameras, yell a bit, waste some ammo on imaginary targets, fire a smoke grenade,...

[Rightwingnut]

Now I really want to know what it meant.

Ever see the Mummy?

[T3D]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/155844/0_21_stewart_martha_sentencing.jpg
After my time spent in prison I have converted to the Nation of Islam.

[latent aaaack]

Ever see the Mummy?

Oh thats why I dont get it.

[Mr. Drags]

Oh thats why I dont get it.
I don't think it was your lack of film knowledge, just RWN is bad at being funny :add16:

[Cali/Yank]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg

One little piggy ...Two little piggies... Three little piggies, all the little jihadists piggies are almost down...I'm going to Syria....

[Rightwingnut]

I don't think it was your lack of film knowledge, just RWN is bad at being funny :add16:


lol...well, it IS hard to be pretty AND funny you know.. :D

[Imperfectionist]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg


I'd rather be fishing!
I am fishing! This is like shooting fish in a barr... well, you get the idea. :rolleyes:

[T3D]

Now thats funny!

[NYC]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg

Now that I feel Regular, I can get on with my day.

[pilobolus]

Of sound mind but ever enfeebled voice, Pope John Paul delivers his first-ever daily prayer with the help of Microsoft Powerpoint...only to be greeted by the infamous Blue Screen of Death.

Acolytes tell CNN that the Pope was heard to utter, quietly but intently, the damnation of Bill Gates to the 8th level of Hell....in 17 different languages.

[T3D]

:add09:

[born2kill]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg


When you care enough to send the very best. USMC

[Imperfectionist]

http://www.wincoast.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=644&stc=1
Snowball "runs the gauntlet" in order to be initiated into the gang.

[Noovuss]

[QUOTE=Bag Sniper]http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg


Pull!!

[SEVIL DOG]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg

YEAH ... That's what I was thinking too ... it's like that Whack-the-Gopher game in the arcade ... one little bastard pokes his head up and WHAM ... then another takes a look around WHAM .... and then another ... I mean FUCK MAN I must have a bazillion points by now ...
:happy_04:

[Terdarmo]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg

So I told Abu, if you don't get my manicure right this time, you'll end up like those guys over there. See these fingernails? I didn't pay a quart of camel pee for dirty nails!

[DC Penguin]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/155844/0_21_stewart_martha_sentencing.jpg


It's not the prison sentence that bothers me, but it's this horrible lack of color. When I get back on the air, I've gotta do a show on prison decor.

Gawd, don't these boys even go to K-Mart???? Dark blue is certainly NOT our color.

Hmmm . . . maybe if I cooked them my famous meatloaf.

[Noovuss]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg


I SAID, I THINK THAT WAS BLACK FLAG!

[DC Penguin]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg

That's right . . . I want BACON on my pizza!

[DC Penguin]

Does your cat need our new Blue Collar/Blue Leash insurance plan?*

*Note: actual diseases, injuries, and medications not covered.

[THX1138]

Ahhh...I love Spring

I get to wear the latest fashions that show off my tummy!

[DC Penguin]

http://wincoast.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=671&stc=1


Why do I love the zoo? I like to windowshop before dinner. Don't tell anyone, but I've got my eye on this hippo over there.

[undertaker]

xxx

[DC Penguin]

Damn that Jarred! "The Subway diet did this. The Subway diet did that." Skinny little bastard. I couldn't take it anymore! So, I ate him!

[Scutter]

Bad...Bad...Fluffy Brown, baddest cat in the whole damn town...

[Eat Me]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg

Oh, yeah! Did you see that fucker's head come apart when my round popped him bullseye in the forehead?

[Eat Me]

Now would be a good time to run your ass off little kitty

[Eat Me]

Well, it's about time I got up and changed my tampon.

[EbolaMonkey]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg

Someone refill the fucking bowl, NOW!!

[bellatrix]

Oh no! I think my dress tag is hanging out in the back. How embarrassing!

[bellatrix]

Hey Soylent! You goin to the NIN concert? We got some great seats through ticketmaster!!
j/k

[EbolaMonkey]

Hey Soylent! You goin to the NIN concert? We got some great seats through ticketmaster!!
j/k

Both of Toronto's Nails shows sold out in ONE MINUTE. I never even had a fucking chance. :mad:

[undertaker]

Well, it's about time I got up and changed my tampon.

Said tampon is retrieved with an attached 3foot length of rope.

Orson

[foefive]

Hmm,I am going to check my purse to see if I have enough money to get my belly pierced..

[DC Penguin]

Hmm,I am going to check my purse to see if I have enough money to get my belly pierced..

OR . . .

Doctor, I have this problem. My stomach hurts.

Doc: When does it hurt?

Whenever I walk.

[Dora]

Hmm,I am going to check my purse to see if I have enough money to get my belly pierced..

I just threw my dinner in the trash can......
That pic could cause me to become bulimic! :food_04:

[Bag Sniper]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/155844/0_21_stewart_martha_sentencing.jpg


Aaaahhhhh shit ... did I pack my vibrator ... please God .... I packed my vibrator right .... oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck ... PLEASE GOD ... I packed my vibrator ....

[bellatrix]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/155844/0_21_stewart_martha_sentencing.jpg


Aaaahhhhh shit ... did I pack my vibrator ... please God .... I packed my vibrator right .... oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck ... PLEASE GOD ... I packed my vibrator ....

:add09: :happy_01:

[Screw Hollywood]

I'm having trouble, could someone post this for me?
http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/105997.html

[Treachery]

:happy_01:

[T3D]

Hollywood,
Is this it?
http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/105997.jpg

[Shipwrx]

Hollywood,
Is this it?
http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/105997.jpg
May Peace be upon the inventor of the supporting Bra!

[Pghredneck]

http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/105997.jpg

Having never taken a peek under the burka before and thus never
having witnessed the splendor of women’s lingerie, the devout young
men fall to their knees and praise Allah for his gift. Unbeknownst to
them, they have just been corrupted by evil western culture and are
now categorized as being infidels.

[THX1138]

A concerned parent...The child is in good hands.

[Imperfectionist]

A concerned parent...The child is in good hands.Yes, Snopes confirmed this article to be true. The sad part is that people like this are reproducing

[Pghredneck]

Yes, Snopes confirmed this article to be true. The sad part is that people like this are reproducingYou just know when that kid comes out that he’s gonna take one look at mom and think “What in the hell did I do to deserve the hand that I’ve been dealt?”…

[undertaker]

http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/105997.jpg
Ahab and friends are hard up and will try anything, even prayer.

Orson

[SmokedYourDSM]

http://media2.big-boys.com/images/bbpics/pic0766.jpg

Clearly the smashing reviews for "Constantine" are out!

[SmokedYourDSM]

http://media.skoopy.com/pics/pic_02535.jpg


We found Osama at a gas station in Tel Aviv...

[EbolaMonkey]

http://media.skoopy.com/pics/pic_02535.jpg

Laugh all you want - she'll go for a week on a single tank.

[Mad_Dog_10]

http://media.skoopy.com/pics/pic_02535.jpg


You stupid humans, buying gas. One more bottle of Perrie' please.

[Criminal Minded]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg

"Hey Soldier, now that your done kacking all those bastard insurgents who were over that ridge, what are you going to do?"

"I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!"

Oh my freakin goodness I was going to write the exact same thing. You beat me to it man. Good one. :happy_01:

[Criminal Minded]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg


Can you hear me now!

[Mad_Dog_10]

Are we going to keep resurrecting this thread for the “It’s Friday cap the pic”? Or are we going to have a new one every Friday. Inquiring minds want to know.

The reason I ask is because I’ve got one locked and loaded and don’t want to waste it if we are going to do a new thread every Friday. Bag Sniper, anyone?

[Criminal Minded]

Are we going to keep resurrecting this thread for the “It’s Friday cap the pic”? Or are we going to have a new one every Friday. Inquiring minds want to know.

The reason I ask is because I’ve got one locked and loaded and don’t want to waste it if we are going to do a new thread every Friday. Bag Sniper, anyone?
I don't mind a new one.

[Mad_Dog_10]

I don't mind a new one.

Personally I like the idea of a new thread every Friday, it's kinda like a tradition, but that's just IMNHO (in my NEVER humble opinion).

[Eat Me]

And here's how I learned to sit real lady like at Charm School

[Criminal Minded]

And here's how I learned to sit real lady like at Charm School

Now that is a trip. Imagine how humiliating that is. Baaaahahahaha

[THX1138]

Hey! That's my sister you asshole...oh wait, that's not her.

Never mind.

[Mad_Dog_10]

Hey! That's my sister you asshole...oh wait, that's not her.

Never mind.

I'm glad you noticed is was NOT your sister, she's pretty'er than that, ask me how I know :happy_08:

[THX1138]

You really think she's pretty?

She worries about that you know, with that goiter, the hair problem and all. She'll be glad to hear that. By the way how do you know her? Did you meet her at the clinic?

She does not talk much about the clinic...you know, after that suppository incident.

[Mad_Dog_10]

You really think she's pretty?

She worries about that you know, with that goiter, the hair problem and all. She'll be glad to hear that. By the way how do you know her? Did you meet her at the clinic?

She does not talk much about the clinic...you know, after that suppository incident.

Actually my ex wife introduced us, at that time we were still on speaking terms. However and moreover the "clinic" did recommend I get check-ups daily as she is really a nasty hoe. :sex_01:

[Criminal Minded]

I don't think she actualy pissed herself. I think it's just a joke. Someone might have poured water on her pants.

[Eat Me]

The cost of having a baby girl in 1980: $3,000.00

The cost of raising a girl through high school: $285,000.00

The value of a college education in 2004: WORTHLESS!

Great caption!!!

Here's a new one

It's 10PM, Do you know where you're children are?

[Mad_Dog_10]

I don't think she actualy pissed herself. I think it's just a joke. Someone might have poured water on her pants.

Naw, that's piss for sure. I can smell it over the internet :add09:

[DC Penguin]

http://media.skoopy.com/pics/pic_02535.jpg

Words coming from the man in dark glasses:

"Sorry to disturb you. We tracked a radio signal from Bin Laden, and know he's hiding around here somewhere. Have you seen anything out of the ordinary?"

[DC Penguin]

http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/105997.jpg


Welcome to the grand opening of Achmed's Secret. Praise Allah!

[Bag Sniper]

http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/105997.jpg

Not only has allah (may pighshit be shoved down his ape throat) lost his ass ... but allah (the child fucker) isn't willing ... to do fuck for eeeeeeslam ... you people are fucked and need to pray to America ...

Bow before US ... just kidding ... just checking who are the followers and who are the camel toy boyz ....

[Eat Me]

http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/105997.jpg


Welcome to the grand opening of Achmed's Secret. Praise Allah!


Awesome caption! very funny!!!


What people offering funny captions have to realize is that you need to keep the caption short and sweet to be truly funny. Too many people make these long and involved captions and they aren't as funny as they think.

[Eat Me]

When you play hockey in San Francisco, the Penalty Box is a good thing!

[Mad_Dog_10]

http://wincoast.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1156&stc=1

If I "stick" my tounge in your ear, do I get a "puck" ?

Edit... Damn-it man. I can't get the pic to take :( (Anyway it's the photo right above this post that I wanted to cap.)

[Eat Me]

http://wincoast.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1156&stc=1

If I "stick" my tounge in your ear, do I get a "puck" ?

Edit... Damn-it man. I can't get the pic to take :( (Anyway it's the photo right above this post that I wanted to cap.)

That's OK man! Your caption was darn funny!!!

By the way I can never get the damned picture to copy over either when I reply.

[Mad_Dog_10]

That's OK man! Your caption was darn funny!!!

By the way I can never get the damned picture to copy over either when I reply.

Does that mean I get a "greenie" :happy_08:

[CharlieHorse]

http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/105997.jpg



...And this is where I saw Angelina Jolie window shopping, *SNIFF SNIFF* OH....You can still smell her footsteps.

[CharlieHorse]

http://www.wincoast.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1156&stc=1
PSSST...your fly is open and your bull is getting out.....OH MY GOD! You don't need a stick!

[DC Penguin]

YOU! Save that shit for jail!

Truthsayer makes a rare public appearance.

[Eat Me]

C'Mon girls, push, push, push, this is more fun that our low impact aerobics class on Thursday mornings!

[DC Penguin]

How many times do I have to tell you . . . NEVER let the blonde take a shortcut!

http://wincoast.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1532&stc=1

[Pghredneck]

http://wincoast.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1532&stc=1

Prior to rejoining Teddy Kenney at the bar, his young companions
extract the vehicle which he had been driving from the water…

[DC Penguin]

http://wincoast.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1532&stc=1

Prior to rejoining Teddy Kenney at the bar, his young companions
extract the vehicle which he had been driving from the water…

Love it, Redneck! Let me try to improve on it:

Massachusetts Teens reenact the historic Chappaquiddick event as party of "Teddy Days 2005"

[Pghredneck]

Love it, Redneck! Let me try to improve on it:

Massachusetts Teens reenact the historic Chappaquiddick event as party of "Teddy Days 2005"LOL! Nice touch...

[Bag Sniper]

Fuck me Rod ... it took me a few seconds .... but MAN .. that was FUNNY AS MOTHER FUCKIN SHIT ...... Chardonnay as a nasal decongestant .... fuckin hillaryous ......


YOU! Save that shit for jail!

http://wincoast.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1178&stc=1

[Eat Me]

Got tits?

[The Breeze]

Fuck me Rod ... it took me a few seconds .... but MAN .. that was FUNNY AS MOTHER FUCKIN SHIT ...... Chardonnay as a nasal decongestant .... fuckin hillaryous ......



http://wincoast.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1178&stc=1


I agree!!!!!!!!!



" :) "

[born2kill]

http://www.iaction.com/exemplar/media/motherchildrendl1.jpg


Widow and her children after three weeks on the "new and improved" Bush Social Security System.

[Screw Hollywood]

Try this one folks. Someone will have to post it for me though, sorry.

http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/722.html

I'm thinking something about a new secret weapon, along the lines of the "Gay Bomb".

[born2kill]

http://www.mjchina.com/pic/children.jpg

Step right this way all you beautiful children, except the girls, the Jesus Juice and magazines are over here!!

[born2kill]

http://www.extreme-athlete.com/roid/winstrol.jpg


Steroids. Brought to you by professional, and now amateur sports!

[born2kill]

http://www.kare11.com/assetpool/images/0532314213_weise-jeff-sophomore-250.jpg


Hate groups mark a new beginning as their outreach programs to minorities take root.

[born2kill]

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/BRAIN_DAMAGED_WOMAN.sff_FLEV107_20050324194235.jpg

LET HER LIVE!!


http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050324/capt.flev10703240333.brain_damaged_woman_flev107.j pg

LET HER DIE!!

[born2kill]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20050325/i/r2728290502.jpg

Depeche Mode bass line ....

Your own ... portable jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own ... portable jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who’s there

[Spectre]

Depeche Mode bass line ....

Your own ... portable jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own ... portable jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who’s there

Oh, this is classic!!

[Spectre]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20050325/i/r2728290502.jpg

The U.S. military's newest weapon in the war on terror and Islam was unveiled today. The new Christ-apult 2000 is a trailer mounted surface-to-surface crucifix launcher that boasts a range of 500 cubits and a 150 palm conversion radius. The Iranian consolate released a statement today, however, condemning the United States' development of new weapons of messianic destruction citing the 1954 Scriptural Proliferation Treaty.

[born2kill]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20050325/i/r2728290502.jpg

The U.S. military's newest weapon in the war on terror and Islam was unveiled today. The new Christ-apult 2000 is a trailer mounted surface-to-surface crucifix launcher that boasts a range of 500 cubits and a 150 palm conversion radius. The Iranian consolate released a statement today, however, condemning the United States' development of new weapons of messianic destruction citing the 1954 Scriptural Proliferation Treaty.



Is this what DoD bought after they cancelled the Crusader artillery system?

[Screw Hollywood]

Is this what DoD bought after they cancelled the Crusader artillery system?
I thought that was the "Crusader"!!!

[Screw Hollywood]

http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/722.html
The pentagon unveils it's newest weapon, the M.O.A.B. (you guessed it, the Mother of All BRAS)!

[undertaker]

[QUOTE=born2kill]http://www.mjchina.com/pic/children.jpg

The latest incarnation of the "Phantom of the Opera".
Note the white mask.

Orson

[undertaker]

http://www.kare11.com/assetpool/images/0532314213_weise-jeff-sophomore-250.jpg



"Why is everybody always pickin' on me"

Orson

[undertaker]

http://www.iaction.com/exemplar/media/motherchildrendl1.jpg


2050
"Whadda you mean, Social Security is broke?"

Orson

[undertaker]

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/BRAIN_DAMAGED_WOMAN.sff_FLEV107_20050324194235.jpg




http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050324/capt.flev10703240333.brain_damaged_woman_flev107.j pg


"Come, let us reason together".
Lyndon B. Johnson, 1968



Orson

[Screw Hollywood]

http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/722.html
The pentagon unveils it's newest weapon, the M.O.A.B. (you guessed it, the Mother of All BRAS)!
Goddammit! would someone post the pic in # 108 please?

[born2kill]

http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/722.jpg

The pentagon unveils it's newest weapon, the M.O.A.B. (you guessed it, the Mother of All BRAS)!

as requested ... LOL!

[born2kill]

I thought that was the "Crusader"!!!


BAHAHAHA!!!! Most excellent!

[DC Penguin]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20050325/i/r2728290502.jpg

The U.S. military's newest weapon in the war on terror and Islam was unveiled today. The new Christ-apult 2000 is a trailer mounted surface-to-surface crucifix launcher that boasts a range of 500 cubits and a 150 palm conversion radius. The Iranian consolate released a statement today, however, condemning the United States' development of new weapons of messianic destruction citing the 1954 Scriptural Proliferation Treaty.

Love it! May be a good prototype for the pork-a-pult 2000!

[LadyLiberty]

Husbands Of The Year!

[LadyLiberty]

And We Have Triplets..

[Eat Me]

A great deal on a new home PC!!!

[Mike_001]

As the length of an Internet discussion increases, the probability of comparison between NAZI's or Hitler approaches 1.


And We Have Triplets..

http://wincoast.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1817&stc=1

[Scutter]

Truthslayer bowing towards Mecca. ( Mr. Mecca is facing camera) :happy_05:

[Bag Sniper]

The U.S. military's newest weapon in the war on terror and Islam was unveiled today. The new Christ-apult 2000 is a trailer mounted surface-to-surface crucifix launcher that boasts a range of 500 cubits and a 150 palm conversion radius. The Iranian consolate released a statement today, however, condemning the United States' development of new weapons of messianic destruction citing the 1954 Scriptural Proliferation Treaty.

OK ... that's the fuckin hands down mutha fuckin winner and I haven't even seen the other submissions .... doesn't matter .. the rest of you lose ...

Fuck Spectre ... *that* had me fuckin rollin ...

:happy_01: :happy_01: :happy_01:

[exitwound]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg

I'm firing 23,500 rounds for every kill I make....

...and I'm loving it!!! :mad_08: :add37:

[DC Penguin]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg


. . . Every breath you take, every move you make, I'll be watching you . . .

[Screw Hollywood]

as requested ... LOL!
Thanks, Born. I don't know why I can't post pics anymore!

[Spectre]

OK ... that's the fuckin hands down mutha fuckin winner and I haven't even seen the other submissions .... doesn't matter .. the rest of you lose ...

Fuck Spectre ... *that* had me fuckin rollin ...

:happy_01: :happy_01: :happy_01:

Heh, I had a time typing it because I was giggling the whole time. You and I may not agree on politics but at least we have comedy to fall back on, lol.

[Imperfectionist]

Ok so its not Friday, but since this floated back to the top, I couldn't wait. This pic came up in this (http://www.wincoast.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2900) topic.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/050407_Issue/050326_CorruptIraq_wide.hmedium.jpg

Here's my cap:

Regis Philben (right) rewarding a winner (center) of "Who wants to be a Millionare". The guy on the left is the phone-a-friend who helped answer the final qestion corectly.

[NYC]

Ok so its not Friday, but since this floated back to the top, I couldn't wait. This pic came up in this (http://www.wincoast.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2900) topic.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/050407_Issue/050326_CorruptIraq_wide.hmedium.jpg


Who's a good little Arab then?

(FYI - This is a pic of a pile of cash being handed out in Iraq during that great CPA phase of winning the war)

[DC Penguin]

Ok so its not Friday, but since this floated back to the top, I couldn't wait. This pic came up in this (http://www.wincoast.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2900) topic.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/050407_Issue/050326_CorruptIraq_wide.hmedium.jpg

Here's my cap:

Regis Philben (right) rewarding a winner (center) of "Who wants to be a Millionare". The guy on the left is the phone-a-friend who helped answer the final qestion corectly.

The [INSERT PARTY OF YOUR CHOICE HERE] party begins its new voter incentive program in preparation for 2008.

[Spectre]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/050407_Issue/050326_CorruptIraq_wide.hmedium.jpg

Trying to find the least conspicuous way to ship their marijuana to Iraq, contractors Ted, Bill, and Larry wrap their hemp in wrapping paper that looks like stacks of money. "No way this will arouse any suspicion", said Larry.

[Cali/Yank]

tried to delete......

[Cali/Yank]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/050407_Issue/050326_CorruptIraq_wide.hmedium.jpg

[Guy on the left] "Oooooooooo, Feels just like the pocket pussy by fleshco"

[NYC]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/050407_Issue/050326_CorruptIraq_wide.hmedium.jpg


And now it's time to play...........

Name that Fatwa!

[DC Penguin]

And now it's time to play...........

Name that Fatwa!



WHEEL . . . . OF . . . . TORTURE!

[NYC]

Oh I know I'll go to hell for this one but....

http://www.ghaznieducation.org/stuents%20images/images/arithmatic%20class.jpg

Avanced Algebra Class

[DC Penguin]

http://www.ghaznieducation.org/stuents%20images/images/arithmatic%20class.jpg

A small band of terrorists is trying football strategies against the Americans.

"Habib, you go left here. Mohammed, you back him up. Moamar, you run left."

[NYC]

"God I love the UN!"

That would be funny if those guys didn't work for the CPA (Coalition Provisional Authority) :add37:

[Hobbes]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/050407_Issue/050326_CorruptIraq_wide.hmedium.jpg

We still can't find contractors willing to work in Iraq, so we're just going to start rebuilding houses directly with the one thing we have plenty of... US TAXPAYER DOLLARS!!!

[DC Penguin]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/050407_Issue/050326_CorruptIraq_wide.hmedium.jpg


Social Security privatization takes a bad turn.

[born2kill]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/050407_Issue/050326_CorruptIraq_wide.hmedium.jpg


After taking out their customary 'handling fees', Coalition Provisional Authority administrators turn over yet another stack of taxpayer money to the awardee of a no bid contract.

One administrator quipped, "I'll have to charter a freakin plane to get all my cash home!" Another laughed and said "Yeah, Oil for Food ain't got shit on us!"

[DC Penguin]

A polar bear cleaning his ears with a q-tip while eating marshmallows in a blizzard in front of an iceberg in the bright sunlight.

[NYC]

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What does it take to get a hot dog around here

[DC Penguin]

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What does it take to get a hot dog around here


Wow! If you cross your eyes and stare at that long enough, you start to see a woman's figure.

If you stare longer, you see that she's naked.

If you stare still longer, you see that it's Hillary.

If you stare even a second longer, you go blind.

[pixikill]

its capped.....http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/04/02/0204_leunig_gallery__550x385,0.jpg

[Pghredneck]

http://www.wincoast.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2034&stc=1

Hey Peaches, do you remember the good old days when we would have pounced on that flamingo and ate it for lunch? Ya know - before we became fat cats; back in the in the days when we weren’t pouring out of our bikinis. ;)

[Alli]

:eek:

http://wizbangblog.com/images/2005/wcc042205sm.jpg

[born2kill]

http://www.hillnews.com/photos/032404/delay-tom-5-3-01.gif

At a late afternoon press conference the majority leader indicates with his thumb and forefinger the present diameter of his sphincter.

[born2kill]

http://img.nowthatsfuckedup.com/files/queen_904.jpg

Following the photo op, one of the Scots Guard officers readies his bagpipe for a solo.

[born2kill]

http://signs-of-the-times.org/signs/images/bush_axe.jpg

All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ...

[born2kill]

http://www.eggjr.com/img/pix/kilt.jpg

Following the photo op, one of the Scots Guard officers readies his bagpipe for a solo.

[NYC]

http://www.eggjr.com/img/pix/kilt.jpg

HMS Bollocks was lauched to with must fairfare.

[NYC]

http://signs-of-the-times.org/signs/images/bush_axe.jpg

OILCAN...OILCAN

I think he's saying OILCAN Dorothy

[NYC]

:eek:

http://wizbangblog.com/images/2005/wcc042205sm.jpg

Russian Guards at the boneless chicken farm

[Imperfectionist]

:eek:

http://wizbangblog.com/images/2005/wcc042205sm.jpg
Maybe there's more than one reason why women like a man in a uniform.

[born2kill]

:eek:

http://wizbangblog.com/images/2005/wcc042205sm.jpg

told you to watch that ice ...

[NYC]

http://signs-of-the-times.org/signs/images/bush_axe.jpg

All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ... All work and no play makes George a dull boy ...

DAAAAAAAAAAAANY DANNY BOY! I'M COMING TO GET YA!

[born2kill]

DAAAAAAAAAAAANY DANNY BOY! I'M COMING TO GET YA!


lol!!

[born2kill]

Ummmm .....

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/4333.jpg

[Alli]

OILCAN...OILCAN

I think he's saying OILCAN Dorothy
:add09: :add09:

[death2aq]

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/4333.jpg

And today...Animal porn live on FoxNews!

[CharlieHorse]

http://wizbangblog.com/images/2005/wcc042205sm.jpg

This gentlemen.......is what cockweights do.

[Spectre]

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/4333.jpg

And I thought burying your head in the sand was bad......

[CharlieHorse]

http://www.eggjr.com/img/pix/kilt.jpg

MY KINGDOM FOR A SPORAN!

[death2aq]

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/4333.jpg

And I thought burying your head in the sand was bad......

No this is just a typical snake burying it's head repeatedly until it spits up.

[Spectre]

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/4333.jpg

I guess baby had back.

[CharlieHorse]

http://www.hillnews.com/photos/032404/delay-tom-5-3-01.gif

........add just a pinch of oregano and your puppy casserole is done!

[Scutter]

Ummmm .....

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/4333.jpg

This one doen't need a captain

[born2kill]

This one doen't need a captain

Brian looks like he's biting his lip to keep from laughing his head off!

[NYC]

http://www.hillnews.com/photos/032404/delay-tom-5-3-01.gif

Now that was a shadow bird, next I am going to do my shadow bunny.

[Nero]

http://wizbangblog.com/images/2005/wcc042205sm.jpg

An officer demonstrates some of the possible consequences of improper goosestep techniques.

[DC Penguin]

:eek:

http://wizbangblog.com/images/2005/wcc042205sm.jpg


The great thing about being a white supremacist is the cool clothing. The bad thing is the physical fitness test.

[DC Penguin]

http://www.hillnews.com/photos/032404/delay-tom-5-3-01.gif



Hmmm . . . my credibility on a 10 point scale? I'd guess . . .

[DC Penguin]

http://www.eggjr.com/img/pix/kilt.jpg


One of these things is not like the others . . . not like the others . . . not like the others . . .

[DC Penguin]

http://signs-of-the-times.org/signs/images/bush_axe.jpg

Yep, took care of the turkey.

Now where's that Cheney?

[DC Penguin]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/050407_Issue/050326_CorruptIraq_wide.hmedium.jpg

We'll offer a million dollars to whoever can get the axe away from George!

[LANMaster]

http://signs-of-the-times.org/signs/images/bush_axe.jpg

I'm only gonna axe you one time.

[NYC]

Ummmm .....

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/4333.jpg

How many batteries does this thing need?

[Occupant]

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/4333.jpg

Once you've had boa....

[NYC]

Once you've had boa....

:add30:

[DC Penguin]

http://signs-of-the-times.org/signs/images/bush_axe.jpg


Critics question the President's newest budget cutting plan, depicted here.

[Elli]

http://signs-of-the-times.org/signs/images/bush_axe.jpg


HERE'S JOHNNY!

[Dora]

Ummmm .....

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/4333.jpg
I said, "We need another TAKE you idiot! T A K E !

[Nero]

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/4333.jpg



Just about got it. You really shouldn't leave these things in there, it can cause an infection.

[Bag Sniper]

Bloody hell Rod ... perfect ... fuckin perfect ...


Don't!

Stop!

Don't!
Stop!

Don't stop!
Don't stop!

Don't stop! Don't Stop! Don't stop! Don't Stop! Don't stop! Don't Stop! Don't stop! Don't Stop! Don't stop! Don't Stop! Don't stop! Don't Stop! Don't stop!
Don't Stop!

[Pghredneck]

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/4333.jpg

As the massive python reaches its destination, she screams “Don’t pull it out yet!” :D

[DC Penguin]

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/4333.jpg

On tonight's episode of "Those Amazing Animals" we'll meet doc, a snake who's a fully licensed gynecologist!

[THX1138]

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/4333.jpg

On tonight's episode of "Those Amazing Animals" we'll meet doc, a snake who's a fully licensed gynecologist!

Seeing Betty work that snake, John started to see her AND the snake in a whole new light...

[DC Penguin]

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/4333.jpg


Fortunately, when Betty's tapeworm found it's way to the sunlight, husband Joe knew exactly what to do. "KEEP PULLING, JOE!" screamed Betty.

[exitwound]

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/4333.jpg

So *THIS* is how Fox forces their commentators and guests to say such absurd, insane things....they fry their brains first with a mind-controlling snake attack; the creature enters through the anus and wraps around the spine, sinking its fangs into the brain stem, killing all higher brain functions and replacing them with Fox(TM) Brand Pre-Approved Thoughts(R)....

[NYC]

Bush will do whatever it takes to keep Oil Prices low in America

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/050425/ids_photos_ts/r1910166598.jpg&e=9&ncid=1756

[SmokedYourDSM]

http://www.wincoast.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2968&stc=1


My cousin Jeb is gonna run in 08... could you guys send 19 more hijackers so the people rally behind HIM this time?



edit: why isnt the pic showing up... im retarded. :)

[latent aaaack]

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/4333.jpg

'How to not pick up chicks' expert carefully demonstrates how it's done for fox news.

[LANMaster]

Bush will do whatever it takes to keep Oil Prices low in America

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/050425/ids_photos_ts/r1910166598.jpg&e=9&ncid=1756


LOL He's gonna have to kiss a little more than that! :eek: :D

[VERITAS]

http://images.bigghurtt.com/bush_saudi.jpg.


"Got lubricant?"

[Pispas]

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/4333.jpg

On tonight's episode of "Those Amazing Animals" we'll meet doc, a snake who's a fully licensed gynecologist!Now *this* is funny. :)

[Pghredneck]

"Got lubricant?"No, I don’t have any but I'm going to stock up on KY because I fear that whatever was discussed in the meeting between these two leaders will result in the rest of us taking it up the pooper repeatedly. As such, I’m investigating bulk rates. Do you want in on the deal Veritas?

[NYC]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050426/capt.mdsr10104261629.topix_roaming_buffalo_mdsr101 .jpg

[NYC]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050426/capt.mdsr10304261647.roaming_buffalo_mdsr103.jpg

[Imperfectionist]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050426/capt.mdsr10104261629.topix_roaming_buffalo_mdsr101 .jpg
Gimmie a home where the buffulo roam, and the deer and the antelope play.... or is it the other way around?

[sods_law]

..... :add01:

[sods_law]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg
"Hoy Charlie, I can now see why they were getting us to shoot at the washing line in practice.
Because of all them rag heads".... :add01:

[Screw Hollywood]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050426/capt.mdsr10104261629.topix_roaming_buffalo_mdsr101 .jpgIs that Venus or Serena? I can never keep them straight.

[muffin1]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050426/capt.mdsr10104261629.topix_roaming_buffalo_mdsr101 .jpg

Damn I must be tired..those used to be sheep!

[muffin1]

...

[death2aq]

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/050425/ids_photos_ts/r1910166598.jpg&e=9&ncid=1756

Hmm, why does your mustaches smell like my wife's crotch?

[sods_law]

...Retirement home for alcoholics and drunkards the only building they see as being straight

[God]

My name is Beldar....

[NYC]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41077000/jpg/_41077359_long_billlaptops203ap.jpg

Bill Gates Performs levatation with the lastest Psychic Windows products

[Scutter]

George W. Bush's Houston condo, circa: 1982. (as seen through W's own eyes after a night of speed-ballin' :food_02: and tequila!) :add23: :happy_01:

[FiremanDave6024]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41077000/jpg/_41077359_long_billlaptops203ap.jpg

Bill Gates Performs levatation with the lastest Psychic Windows products

Thanks to the next generation of Windows, all you dumb monkeys that purchase computers can use it without destroying it! Of course, you will have to buy all new software...

[FiremanDave6024]

http://www.wlancrypt.net/uploads/z472.jpg

Goddamn that architect and his warped Beatles records!

[VERITAS]

http://mohsan.typepad.com/blog/images/tn_bush_zipper.jpg

[undertaker]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050426/capt.mdsr10304261647.roaming_buffalo_mdsr103.jpg
You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd........

Orson

[NYC]

http://mohsan.typepad.com/blog/images/tn_bush_zipper.jpg


After Prince Fahd Bush really took to swinging

[born2kill]

http://mohsan.typepad.com/blog/images/tn_bush_zipper.jpg


MMMmmmm ... "Its hard work" .... mmmmm ... "Bring em on" ... "Sends the wrong message." .... Ohhhhhhh ... "Weapons of mass destruction." Yesssss! .... "He's a good man."

[NYC]

MMMmmmm ... "Its hard work" .... mmmmm ... "Bring em on" ... "Sends the wrong message." .... Ohhhhhhh ... "Weapons of mass destruction." Yesssss! .... "He's a good man."

:add30: a winner!

[pixikill]

[QUOTE=Bag Sniper]http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg

"IIIIImmmmm a yankie doodle daaaaandy! Yankie doodle do or diiiiieeeeee"

[pixikill]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050426/capt.mdsr10304261647.roaming_buffalo_mdsr103.jpg
father, why do we follow this same track all the time? why so faithfully?

[sods_law]

remake !...:add01:

[White Trash Superstar]

-----

[pixikill]

http://mohsan.typepad.com/blog/images/tn_bush_zipper.jpg
"and you say they call it a 'price albert?'

[Proud American]

[QUOTE=Bag Sniper]http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg

"IIIIImmmmm a yankie doodle daaaaandy! Yankie doodle do or diiiiieeeeee"
You're not funny one bit in my opinion. :add16:

[White Trash Superstar]

Have fun (javascript:var SearchWin=window.open('http://66.216.114.15/SearchURL.aspx?SearchID=2032&DistID=0108050414&UserID=4981BBBA-D608-4FDF-81CF-C92C156B95EA', '_blank');) with this one guys.:add09:

[NYC]

Uncalled for Firefly :food_04:

[pixikill]

[QUOTE=pixikill]
You're not funny one bit in my opinion. :add16:
*giggle* :mad_01:

[Screw Hollywood]

-----If you notice, he's got the wrong end............

[born2kill]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/05/196_abdullah.jpg


Step this way through the bluebonnets Prince Abdullah. :love_02: I've prepared a fabulous picnic lunch under some oak trees and I'll show you my new Prince Albert!

[VERITAS]

http://www.despardes.com/Albums/Bush/bush-laugh-0503.jpg.

"O LORDY!!! I done figgurd if'n Ah held onta his hand, he wouldna be able tuh squeeze 'em so taight!"

[OnePremier]

http://newsmax.com/images/headlines/Marines_Iraq.jpg



Holy shit...you see his fuckin head come apart like that? Thats how the dune-coon laughs.

(who knows which movie this is from?)

[NYC]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/05/03/PH2005050300260.jpg

Give me a "C", a bouncy "C"

I wanna tellya something
it's really quit alright

Our econony is really jumping
So don't come looking for a fight

and something like that there.

[SmokedYourDSM]

Holy shit...you see his fuckin head come apart like that? Thats how the dune-coon laughs.

(who knows which movie this is from?)


PLATOON!

"thats how the gook laughs at ya. he's laughing. HIT HIM!"

[SmokedYourDSM]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/05/03/PH2005050300260.jpg

that viagra was AWESOME! it made my penis THIS MUCH bigger!

[NYC]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SmokedYourDSM again.

[SmokedYourDSM]

thanks anyways tiger ;)


ha!

[born2kill]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/050407_Issue/050326_CorruptIraq_wide.hmedium.jpg


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the not so funny news ...


THE CONFLICT IN IRAQ
U.S. Officials Suspected of Embezzlement in Iraq
Nearly $100 million in reconstruction funds is unaccounted for, investigators say.

By T. Christian Miller, Times Staff Writer


WASHINGTON — The U.S. government has opened a criminal inquiry into suspected embezzlement by officials who failed to account for almost $100 million they disbursed for Iraqi reconstruction projects, federal investigators said Wednesday.

Auditors have been unable to fully document how the money was allocated to Iraqi workers by a small group of officials working from a U.S. outpost in Hillah, according to an audit report released Wednesday by Stuart W. Bowen Jr., the special inspector general for Iraq reconstruction.

....

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/iraq/la-fg-fraud5may05,0,7432321.story?coll=la-home-headlines (http://)

[SmokedYourDSM]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/Newsweek/Components/Photos/Mag/050407_Issue/050326_CorruptIraq_wide.hmedium.jpg

I just saved a ton of money on car insurance by calling geico!

[latent aaaack]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41108000/jpg/_41108321_libbiaps.jpg
Al-Libbi had always feared what his mascara would do if he cried once being captured.

[SmokedYourDSM]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41108000/jpg/_41108321_libbiaps.jpg

My MICHAEL JACKSON WHITENING POTION is almost complete. Ahmed, we shall disguiise ourselves as crackers and destroy the infidels!

[VERITAS]

http://www.fsa.usda.gov/pas/absolutenm/articlefiles/111-20040804-5_farm1-515h.jpg

"Caint yuh see it? Real sweet wi' flakey crust, an' a big ol' slice fer ev'ybody, Ah promises y'all it's aye 'slam dunk'!"

[NYC]

http://www.fsa.usda.gov/pas/absolutenm/articlefiles/111-20040804-5_farm1-515h.jpg

"Caint yuh see it? Real sweet wi' flakey crust, an' a big ol' slice fer ev'ybody, Ah promises y'all it's aye 'slam dunk'!"

Making the pie higher?

[SmokedYourDSM]

http://www.fsa.usda.gov/pas/absolutenm/articlefiles/111-20040804-5_farm1-515h.jpg

see that them there plane. cheney is controlling it from the white house, he's, heh, gonna crash it into a building and blame it on some muslims. heh heh. snicker. snicker.

[OnePremier]

PLATOON!

"thats how the gook laughs at ya. he's laughing. HIT HIM!"

BINGO, greenie for you sir

[Ono]

http://www.fsa.usda.gov/pas/absolutenm/articlefiles/111-20040804-5_farm1-515h.jpg

see that them there plane. cheney is controlling it from the white house, he's, heh, gonna crash it into a building and blame it on some muslims. heh heh. snicker. snicker.


:rolleyes:

[Pghredneck]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41108000/jpg/_41108321_libbiaps.jpg

I’m a Jihadist and I’m OK
Got caught by the infidels yesterday

Chorus:
He’s a Jihadist and he’s OK
Got caught by the infidels yesterday

They shock my dick, and make me scream
And never let me sleep
On Wednesday’s it’s water-boarding
But I will never speak

(Chorus)

I Shout “Allah u Akbar”
When the light stick is up my ass
And put on women's clothing
Just like in Abu Gharab

He’s a Jihadist and he’s OK
Got caught by the infidels yesterday…

Note: The above was sung to the tune of “I’m a lumberjack but I’m OK“… ;)

[NYC]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41108000/jpg/_41108321_libbiaps.jpg

I’m a Jihadist and I’m OK
Got caught by the infidels yesterday

Chorus:
He’s a Jihadist and he’s OK
Got caught by the infidels yesterday

They shock my dick, and make me scream
And never let me sleep
On Wednesday’s it’s water-boarding
But I will never speak

(Chorus)

I Shout “Allah u Akbar”
When the light stick is up my ass
And put on women's clothing
Just like in Abu Gharab

He’s a Jihadist and he’s OK
Got caught by the infidels yesterday…

Note: The above was sung to the tune of “I’m a lumberjack but I’m OK“… ;)

Now that's a new idea!