Funny shit Regis said

[sexy_beast]

As sad as I still am over his untimely demise, I still always try and remember the good times and not let my mind wander into melancholy.

I remember when I made a comment about his dick weights pic, and he changed my user status to "regis' prison bitch" :D I almost fell off my chair laughing.



Post the funniest thing you remember Jon saying.

[Ono]

By citcat - on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 03:54 am:

Regis, " Fucktard"? Is that some new Al-Quida Breakfast treat??????????????????????????????????
HOPE IT DOESN'T HAVE CREAM FILLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


By Regis - on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 09:02 am:

citcat, no...THAT would be a "fuckTART"



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[Bows]

Regis to Pentagongirl:
Dearheart, when we have lost the ability to point and laugh at those even more inebriated than ourselves, THEN the terrorist have won!





Regis to IHer:
Well if that's not the idiot calling the moron a fucktard.

[Flying_Monkey]

Anyone remeber that mana-mana song I posted in here a long time ago?

I remember Regis telling me shortly afterwards that his wife walked in on him while he was singing along to it.

I don't remember the whole story but I ended up shooting my rum and coke out my nose.:add09:

[Shaggy]

LOL, ever since that was posted my little guy who is 6 now still goes around the house singing it!!

[Flying_Monkey]

After that odd news about a man being killed by a frozen turd that came from a trans-atlantic flight while he was walking on the beach, I remember Jon telling some fucktard that he hopes he gets killed by a flying turd.

Sometimes it's the simple things that crack me up.:add09:

[Motley]

up. (Never forget him)

[Ono]

After that odd news about a man being killed by a frozen turd that came from a trans-atlantic flight while he was walking on the beach, I remember Jon telling some fucktard that he hopes he gets killed by a flying turd.

Sometimes it's the simple things that crack me up.:add09:

:D ...

[sexy_beast]

Does anyone remember regis describing a desperate urge to take a dump one day, while he made his way carefully to the bathroom just in the nick of time, trying not to soil himself along the way; only afterwards to have his son enter the bathroom and let out a horriffic "uugghhhaaaaarrrggghhhhh!!!!"

lmao

...while regis is snickering in the other room, "hehehe gotcha!"


Goddamn man, I miss you :)

[exitwound]

Does anyone remember regis describing a desperate urge to take a dump one day, while he made his way carefully to the bathroom just in the nick of time, trying not to soil himself along the way; only afterwards to have his son enter the bathroom and let out a horriffic "uugghhhaaaaarrrggghhhhh!!!!"

lmao

...while regis is snickering in the other room, "hehehe gotcha!"


Goddamn man, I miss you :)

That's the stuff. You're far from the only one who misses him. Every day he was with us was a tremendous gift....

[Cbaby]

On the 'rare' occassions that Regis was wrong and he would try to make his point, he would always say, " I believe YOU believe ...... "

[sexy_beast]

That's the stuff. You're far from the only one who misses him. Every day he was with us was a tremendous gift....


Too true ew, too true.

[Casey]

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Regis, you kidder you.

Yup, that was some funny shit.

[Soylent_Green]

On the 'rare' occassions that Regis was wrong and he would try to make his point, he would always say, " I believe YOU believe ...... "

ah the old I believe you believe routine, the mark of true genius. I use it myself, only alot more often.

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[Omega]

I love the one where he said something about how saying Jesus dieing on the cross for the sin of man is like saying Jesus died on the cross for his love of flowers.
:add09:

[abbood]

... We WILL ONLY consider requests for removal that come through the CONTACT LINK.
And..... no we are not the C.I.A.:add09:

[Motley]

Up for Regis

[Casey]

And BagSniper DON'T Ever try to tell ME WHY IH was created in the FIRST PLACE.
Because contrary to YOUR belief that it was a place simply to BASH MOOSLIMS.... wrong.... it was set up BY ME on Sept 12th 2001 as a PLACE to GATHER information on WHY WE HAD BEEN TARGETED for such an attack in the first place.....not to simply "bash mooslims"
If you didn't get it then you won't get it now, so to you good riddens...
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http://afghanistanwar.com/showthread.php?p=2071681&highlight=mooslims#post2071681

:food_01:

[sexy_beast]

Oooooh how I yearn for my golden years. I long to sit on my ass whiles flying down the super market aisles on my jazzy skooter with a doppy smile and drool hanging off my chin.
How I wish for the time when I can shit my pants and have it be someone elses problem........ siiiiiiigh...but i guess it not meant to be.


:D


http://afghanistanwar.com/showpost.php?p=660548&postcount=10

[GBA]

Never answer the door wearing dick weights.


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[Klaus]

On the old board, when you logged in it said...

"thank you for logging in,.... no, really thank you...."

No, really, Thank YOU, Regis.


:happy_09:

[Motley]

9/11 bump for a hero

[Casey]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/caseybritton/louielost.jpg