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freeman
08-28-2006, 05:14 PM
Two families move from Iraq to Dallas Texas. When they arrive the two fathers make a bet - in a year's time whichever family has become more American will win.

A year later they meet again: The first man says, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"

The second man replies, "Fuck you, towelhead."

NFM
08-28-2006, 05:15 PM
ur fukin wid my mind

morpheus
08-28-2006, 05:25 PM
Two families move from Iraq to Dallas Texas. When they arrive the two fathers make a bet - in a year's time whichever family has become more American will win.

A year later they meet again: The first man says, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"

The second man replies, "Fuck you, towelhead."
Texans are easily manipulated.

semabe
08-28-2006, 06:30 PM
Freeman actually made a funny! A horribly racist funny but a funny none the less!

gt9228a
08-28-2006, 06:36 PM
Two families move from Iraq to Dallas Texas. When they arrive the two fathers make a bet - in a year's time whichever family has become more American will win.

A year later they meet again: The first man says, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"

The second man replies, "Fuck you, towelhead."
Which website did you copy from this time?

freeman
08-28-2006, 06:47 PM
This one